Once a week, Vigilante Zinna will be answering email and voicemail questions regarding issues of serious global import like, how to spot a dirty politician, what's the best way to deal with corrupt local government officials when they invade your space, and how to clean-up your corner of the world - one scumbag bureaucrat at a time.

Every word contained in Zinna's ASK A VIGILANTE advice column is Zinna's opinion and in no way should cause you to commit acts of violence, lawlessness, recklessness, or other forms of retribution. The best revenge is a good life. When you demonstrate to the dirtbags who threaten your happiness and freedoms, that you are better, smarter, and more successful than they are, you can rest assured that you are driving them insane...